i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
