she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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