He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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