I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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