I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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