I want to walk on stilts...naked
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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