super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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