Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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