i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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