...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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