Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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