I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I supernannyed him into submission
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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