You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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