i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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