i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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