so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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