At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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