Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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