Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
