at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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