Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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