can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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