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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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