I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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