i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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