weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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