Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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