What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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