Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
