I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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