Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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