Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
BRING THE BAGELS
Enjoy the penises
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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