Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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