I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This baby is an asshole
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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