ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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