apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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