dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
