i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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