You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
