Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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