I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
