he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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