Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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