Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
