fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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