Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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