Fuck appropriateness.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I smell like Dick and happiness
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