I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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