i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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