I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
